Happy Paul Bunyan Day!!

There are lots of reasons I don't celebrate Columbus Day and most of them are boring. So, I've decided that because we need to keep it Made in America, who better to celebrate than Paul Bunyan and his big blue ox, Babe? Except that he cut down a hell of a lot of trees - hey, it's cold in Minnesota, who wouldn't? - at least he wasn't spreading syphilis to native tribes around these parts of the world. And he didn't claim to discover America, either. A lot of manure, yes.

So enjoy your PB & B day! I've got BIG BIG plans! None of which involve cutting down trees.

Have a make it momentous Monday! Do something un-meretricious.