Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Emergency Missing Cat News Flash!

Please keep your eyes open for Cretin. She's little but she's no baby kitty...many years loved by Ann of Paradise Gift Shop...let's get her home, the little minx! Promise her anything but tempt her with something yummy.


MY CAT HAS GONE MISSING

I'm looking for Cretin last seen in beautiful downtown Dewy. Please call Ann Keegan
at 787-455-5605 if you see her. She may be headed back (to her house on the hill) to the Fulladoza Bay area.
Vitals:
Color: Gray and White
Age: 15
Weight: 7 pounds
Psychological Profile: Nuts
Favorite Food: Marseille Bouillabaisse
Languages: Fluent in Cat, Shanghainese, Awadhi and Mandarin (the language spoken between the fruit, not the people)
Cat she most admires: Jack Kerouac
Last Kindle Download: On the Road
Thanks for your help!

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2 comments:

  1. MarkD605/17/12, 8:39 AM

    I've read stories about cats climbing into shipping containers and ending up miles and miles from home, so we'll keep an eye out!

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  2. Island Woman MJ5/17/12, 8:50 AM

    That's one worry we shouldn't have here.

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