MY CAT HAS GONE MISSING
I'm looking for Cretin last seen in beautiful downtown Dewy. Please call Ann Keegan
at 787-455-5605 if you see her. She may be headed back (to her house on the hill) to the Fulladoza Bay area.
Color: Gray and White
Weight: 7 pounds
Psychological Profile: Nuts
Favorite Food: Marseille Bouillabaisse
Languages: Fluent in Cat, Shanghainese, Awadhi and Mandarin (the language spoken between the fruit, not the people)
Cat she most admires: Jack Kerouac
Last Kindle Download: On the Road
Thanks for your help!